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LOVE INSTALLATION

Here?s a step-by-step guide to installing love on the human machine

Customer :I can?t do that. I?m not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What should I do first?


Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART madam?


Customer :Yes, I have, but there are several programmes running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?


Tech Support :What Programmes are running madam?


Customer :Let me see I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.


Tech Support :No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programmes. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of it?s own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programmes, prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off madam?


Customer : I don?t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?


Tech Support : My pleasure.. go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.


Customer : Okay, I?m done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?


Tech Support : Yes, it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?


Customer : Yes, I do. Is it completely installed?


Tech Support : Yes, but remember that you have only the base programme. You need to begin connecting to other HEART in order to get upgrades.


Customer : Ooops.. I have an error message already. What should I do?


Tech Support : What does the message say?


Customer : It says ? ERROR 412- PROGRAMME NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPENENTS?. What does it means?


Tech Support : Don?t worry, that?s a common problem. It means that the LOVE programme is set up to run on internal HEARTS. It?s one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to LOVE your own machine before it can LOVE others.


Customer : So, what should I do?


Tech Support : Can you find the directory called ?SELF-ACCEPTANCE??


Customer : Yes, I have it.


Tech Support : Excellent. Click on the following files an then copy them to the MYHEART directory:FORGIVENESS.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALISEWORTH.TXT and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories and them empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.


Customer : Got it. Hey!!! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART.!

Tech Support : Then LOVE is installed and running. You should de able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go.


Customer : Yes?


Tech support : LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat modules back to you.


Customer : I will. Thank you for your help.




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