Bila Jepun Menyerah Kalah (When the Japanese Surrenders): |
Aug 07, 2009 |
(3rd August - 4th August)
Well this topic came up one day as I was having my regular afternoon tea at the mamak restaurant. I was alone sipping my teh-tarik and watching the people jogging by the roadside. I turned my head towards the inside of the restaurant and I saw one young fella was looking at me. Well, he's quite ok (as compared to me! Ahem!). I guessed maybe he was just having a quick looked and I countinued enjoying my tea. Suddenly the young man came towards me and politely asked to seat with me and have some chat. OK I said. About "Bila Jepun Menyerah Kalah" topic will come later k guys! However it's related to this story. So, keep reading ya!
We chat about whatever comes thru our mind and had great laughs. Suddenly, Azrin (this guy's name) asked me: "Abang, apa nak buat bila Jepun menyerah kalah?" I asked,"Eh? What's the relevancy of Jepun and our conversation earlier?" Azrin sheepishly told me, he's now been married just over a week. "Ohhhh, that "Jepun" ah?!" was my response. I told him that I can't tell him anything specifically what to do as he must ask me the relevant or the most pertinent questions (similar quote from the Matrix Reloaded!). Well, in the first place I've wondered why he came to me and asked me THAT question! Then I realized that I was wearing white rounded songkok (Moslem headress) with a bit of janggut (goatie) and have had made an impression that I'm a pious person! LOL! I was laughing in my heart! Me? Pious? Kekekekeke! Now what ARE the questions that he's asked? Ok continue reading ya!
Firstly, he told me that during this "Japanese surrender" time, can he do this or that! Ok..ok..I'll try to be specific for my readers. He'd asked can he touch his wife below the belly button (pusat perut la!)? Well I told him that he cannot! He's not satisfied. So I continued by telling him that the whole woman's body have sensors that can trigger out of this Earth sensation! Wow! His eyes blinked like having smokes into his eyes! LOL! Alright..continue with the story.. When we touch the thigh, caressed it, the feet, the stomach, everything translate into pleasures to the wife. Which have direct connection the main organ of human reproduction! LOL! What a sentence! He asked, "Yes ah?", "Yes la", I replied! What if she suddenly have an urge to make love to you while she is still having her normal mestru..menstrua..(ahhh...) period? God forbids you from having intercourse during this "Japanese Surrender!" time. "Why", he asked me. Since I'm in a good mood that day, I continue explaining to him the reasons, the rights and the wrongs. Now, the second part..
Secondly, he asked " can I touch her upper parts?" I said "Well go ahead, do what you want to you wife!". Azrin giggled. I wondered what comes thru his mind when I told him the answer. Amicably I asked why he giggled. "Can I stick my .. you know what into my wife's ...you know what". I asked "What! What? Ask me directly ya. I'm an open minded person you know..". He giggled again. He looked around the restaurant and since many patrons inside, he whispered to me. "You've been watching too much porno movies!", I've told him. He looked me in the eye and nod slowly. But coming back to his question and here is my answer, "Well Azrin..as long as you didn't put your thingy into her eyes or ears or nosetrils, it should be ok!" He was laughing hard until people started to wonder what's going on with both of us! At this moment, I'm the one who felt a bit uneasy about the current topic. Well, this guy must be taught something useful and prevent him from doing sinful act upon his wife.
Now thirdly, the finale question. Azrin asked "Can my wife touch the Quran or recite Quran during this so-called 'Japanese time'?". Well she cannot touch the inside of the Quran but only the cover of the Quran with a cloth covering the Quran. Secondly she can recite the Quran in her heart/mind and not by physically reading loudly. Azrin nodded.
Then he said thanks to me and he is grateful I've answered many things that he'd asked. The only thing I advised him is that he MUST read the Quran and hadiths are those can guide us in our living on this world. READ! PLEASE READ! I've told him. Even the first ayah of the Quran mentioned about "IQRA'" which means "Read!". When Gabriel the Archangel came upon our Prophet Muhammad (pbuh), Gabriel recited those word.."READ! In the name of GOD who CREATES..". "Don't be lazy to read the Quran, Azrin" was my final words before seeing him off.
What an afternoon tea party! Okey you guys, see ya around the next time ya. Jot down to me ya at fayslayer@yahoo or comments. Thank you for reading...Salam..
regards
bro fay a.k.a TravelMate
Well this topic came up one day as I was having my regular afternoon tea at the mamak restaurant. I was alone sipping my teh-tarik and watching the people jogging by the roadside. I turned my head towards the inside of the restaurant and I saw one young fella was looking at me. Well, he's quite ok (as compared to me! Ahem!). I guessed maybe he was just having a quick looked and I countinued enjoying my tea. Suddenly the young man came towards me and politely asked to seat with me and have some chat. OK I said. About "Bila Jepun Menyerah Kalah" topic will come later k guys! However it's related to this story. So, keep reading ya!
We chat about whatever comes thru our mind and had great laughs. Suddenly, Azrin (this guy's name) asked me: "Abang, apa nak buat bila Jepun menyerah kalah?" I asked,"Eh? What's the relevancy of Jepun and our conversation earlier?" Azrin sheepishly told me, he's now been married just over a week. "Ohhhh, that "Jepun" ah?!" was my response. I told him that I can't tell him anything specifically what to do as he must ask me the relevant or the most pertinent questions (similar quote from the Matrix Reloaded!). Well, in the first place I've wondered why he came to me and asked me THAT question! Then I realized that I was wearing white rounded songkok (Moslem headress) with a bit of janggut (goatie) and have had made an impression that I'm a pious person! LOL! I was laughing in my heart! Me? Pious? Kekekekeke! Now what ARE the questions that he's asked? Ok continue reading ya!
Firstly, he told me that during this "Japanese surrender" time, can he do this or that! Ok..ok..I'll try to be specific for my readers. He'd asked can he touch his wife below the belly button (pusat perut la!)? Well I told him that he cannot! He's not satisfied. So I continued by telling him that the whole woman's body have sensors that can trigger out of this Earth sensation! Wow! His eyes blinked like having smokes into his eyes! LOL! Alright..continue with the story.. When we touch the thigh, caressed it, the feet, the stomach, everything translate into pleasures to the wife. Which have direct connection the main organ of human reproduction! LOL! What a sentence! He asked, "Yes ah?", "Yes la", I replied! What if she suddenly have an urge to make love to you while she is still having her normal mestru..menstrua..(ahhh...) period? God forbids you from having intercourse during this "Japanese Surrender!" time. "Why", he asked me. Since I'm in a good mood that day, I continue explaining to him the reasons, the rights and the wrongs. Now, the second part..
Secondly, he asked " can I touch her upper parts?" I said "Well go ahead, do what you want to you wife!". Azrin giggled. I wondered what comes thru his mind when I told him the answer. Amicably I asked why he giggled. "Can I stick my .. you know what into my wife's ...you know what". I asked "What! What? Ask me directly ya. I'm an open minded person you know..". He giggled again. He looked around the restaurant and since many patrons inside, he whispered to me. "You've been watching too much porno movies!", I've told him. He looked me in the eye and nod slowly. But coming back to his question and here is my answer, "Well Azrin..as long as you didn't put your thingy into her eyes or ears or nosetrils, it should be ok!" He was laughing hard until people started to wonder what's going on with both of us! At this moment, I'm the one who felt a bit uneasy about the current topic. Well, this guy must be taught something useful and prevent him from doing sinful act upon his wife.
Now thirdly, the finale question. Azrin asked "Can my wife touch the Quran or recite Quran during this so-called 'Japanese time'?". Well she cannot touch the inside of the Quran but only the cover of the Quran with a cloth covering the Quran. Secondly she can recite the Quran in her heart/mind and not by physically reading loudly. Azrin nodded.
Then he said thanks to me and he is grateful I've answered many things that he'd asked. The only thing I advised him is that he MUST read the Quran and hadiths are those can guide us in our living on this world. READ! PLEASE READ! I've told him. Even the first ayah of the Quran mentioned about "IQRA'" which means "Read!". When Gabriel the Archangel came upon our Prophet Muhammad (pbuh), Gabriel recited those word.."READ! In the name of GOD who CREATES..". "Don't be lazy to read the Quran, Azrin" was my final words before seeing him off.
What an afternoon tea party! Okey you guys, see ya around the next time ya. Jot down to me ya at fayslayer@yahoo or comments. Thank you for reading...Salam..
regards
bro fay a.k.a TravelMate
Best Regards Bro !